Harlan Ellison, shown here wearing a blue hat and (probably) talking about UFOs or time travel or mummies or something. Those are all metaphors for human spirituality. Harlan Ellison is widely recognized as one of the most influential and prolific science fiction authors of this generation, having contributed to over 1700 motion pictures, stories, and motion stories, which are like normal. No More Mr. Nice Guy Saturday, Dec 17, 2005 by Dennis Corin Tucker's Stalker Farrell (@DennisFarrell) If That Dirt Fondler In Iraq Can Get 100% Of the Vote, Why the Hell Can't I Get Elected to the Goddamn PTA?!? Wednesday, Oct 16, 2002 by Cliff Cliff Yablonski Yablonski (@sexyfacts4u) Me in a spacesuit just prior to a pressure chamber run to 100,000 feet during flight surgeon training in Pennsacola. Mostly for fun. A little unsought anthropology here: these pygmies known locally as negritos were the original population of the Philippines (and most of everything south of China and North of the Indian Ocean). There are still a reasonable number of them left up in the. Two zombies who've just finished their shift board the train and kick me out of my seat, explaining that the backs of haunted house rides are reserved for cool people. Bill Gates caused quite a stir this Wednesday when he released a jar full of mosquitoes during a speech. His intent was to motivate influential people to combat malaria. Unfortunately, the bugs did not group together in a formation that read MALARIA - LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT as they had in rehearsal so the point was largely lost. The Reificant explores a collapsing city-island and discovers a sinister presence within the water in this penultimate installment. I have forgotten all of the special deals that we are supposed to offer customers at the time of purchase. Also I just found out I was adopted. Help! If William Randolph Hearst was still alive, he'd be all Hell yeahhh! Well Sally, coping with adoption is a personal matter that will probably lead you down a path where you will date men who, in a creative twist, find ways to push you up the. I'm not normally one to do top ten lists, mainly because I get bored halfway through and I really like to avoid math whenever possible. But when Richard threatened to fire me unless I did my update in the form of a top ten list, I felt I had to make the big sacrifice. It's the least I could do for him after he took everything from me, including my dignity and self respect. As much as I hate. Have you ever really, really, really, really wanted a feature in Windows? Like wanted it a whole bunch? I know I have. I'd have a big 'ole button that when clicked gave me thirty bucks. Man, I'd click that button a few times, let me tell you! Thanks to forum Goon Myrddin Emrys for this weeks Comedy Goldmine thread. Please enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine, Fake Windows Features.